The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to dance really well

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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Teleporting to Mexico

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!