The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to fail at everything you

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!