The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to complete math exercises

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!