The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to die when you die

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!