The power to see through a hole

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Tits for a guy.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to predict the present

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to have a power

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!