The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!