The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to poke

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to become a carrot.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to not exist.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!