The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the power to see the present.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!