The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to get blood clots

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!