The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Grass eating

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!