The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to get blood clots

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!