the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to only make burnt toast

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!