the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!