The power to sweat acid.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to fart mace

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!