The power to become a carrot.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to die

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!