THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to write a country song

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!