You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!