The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to fart mace

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!