The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to catch em all

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!