The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!