The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!