Retractable Teeth

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!