The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to sweat acid.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!