the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Find Waldo

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to bleed

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!