The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!