The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power of Acid Tears

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the ability to type slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!