the power to fart mace

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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Find Waldo

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!