The power to control your own limb movement

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to bleed

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to die at will

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!