the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to snore.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!