The power to vote on useless superpowers

the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

The power to laugh while laughing.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

the power to see through glass

The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!