The power to swallow instead of spid

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to have no powers!

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!