The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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Immunity to medication

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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power to have no power at all

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!