The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to be phone

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the power to get blood clots

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to be a dick.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!