The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

the power to have an idea..

The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

The power to fap without satisfaction

The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

The ability to visually contract STD's

the power to make glass clear

The power to come second in any race

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to communicate with dandelions.

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

the power to commit crime.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!