The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to make out of thin air

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Have sex but not feel it

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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the power to shoot superman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!