The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!