- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

The ability to smell with your hands

The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power to make objects slightly furry

The power to make cats burp.

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

The power to think out loud without saying a word

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

The power to control your own limb movement

The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

the power two become drunk at anytime

The power to see as Stevie Wonder

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

Pointless Super Powers