The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!