The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

the power to suck but only when your awesome

The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

The ability to clean

The power to slam revolving doors.

The Power to Combust

The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

The power to blink one second faster then usual.

the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

The power to have a black president

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

The power to only be drunk while driving.

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!