the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to have a power.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to be phone

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the power to get blood clots

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to be a dick.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!