the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!