the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to write a country song

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!