The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to have a black president

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to lose your power at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!