The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!