the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Grass eating

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!