The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!