The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to write a country song

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!