The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to take a crap.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!