The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!