The power to fart flames

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!