The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!