The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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Black power

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!