the power to get STD's

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to be born again

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!