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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.
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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge
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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.
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The power to sense if an object is sharp.
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The power to accept the terms and conditions
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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.
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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.
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The Power to Combust
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The ability to drop everything you hold
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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out
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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches
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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.
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Retractable Teeth
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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!
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The power to repel women.
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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.
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The power to sneeze scissors
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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.
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The power to have the strength of 50 old people
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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.
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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.
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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)
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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com
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the power to get STD's
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!