The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to see through glass

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!