the ability to fart out of your nose

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to only see glass.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to die at will

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!