The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to speak in cursive

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!